![]() In general, stock photos look like, well, stock photos, but they can be great filler visuals or quality photos to use when you are just starting out. Most are really niche, bizarre, poorly composed or downright inappropriate. Those of us who know all about content, understand too well the joys and sorrows of stock photography, but there are some stock photos you can effectively use for your business.īelow are real tips you can use when trying to pick out quality stock photos for your business. I think it is easy to say that the above photos are not ones anyone would pick…ever. Hopefully, these gave you some giggles but in all seriousness, I want to give you some quality content in this article other than laughs. Stock Photos for Yor Business: What to Use Doggie PatriotismĬhihuahuas + The Beach + Uncle Sam : The epitome of American Spirit. I can’t tell if the sparkler is enchanting her or giving her a migraine. ![]() Look, everybody, it’s a moody, patriotic “Cat in the Hat”! 19. Second, this is all types of “E-M-E-R-I-C-A.” 18. Wouldn’t it be great if that was someone’s actual search term? Quite the keyword search! Redneck is holding an Uzi machine gun, he is draped with an American flag. What was the artistic concept behind this stock photo? Captain Logan? Patriotic Wolverine? “Oh*snickt* can you see…”? 17.YeeHaw Americaįirst off, the description is uber long and hilarious: “A backwoods hick cowboy with a huge long mullet in a cowboy shirt and cowboy hat. I want you…to tell me what is going on here. Uncle WolverineĪpparently, 20th Century Fox and Disney tried to do a Marvel crossover event…and this was the result: Lady Liberty: Taking a BreakĪmongst the political chaos lately, Lady Liberty needed to take a break, kick back and be incognito. Patriotic vampire, anyone? Not sure how much more American you can get. Somehow, I don’t think this is what Martin Luther King, Jr had in mind when he gave his “I have a dream” speech. Well, at least she’s standing on a dreamy beach holding an American flag. This woman is living the American Dream…almost. In America, we don’t always stand in front of green walls, but when we do, we do it in patriotic underwear and throw glitter. Who needs beers and drinks when you can cheers with your American flags? (I suspect that this picture was taken at a Utah 4th BBQ). SeaFood Anyone?ĭescription for this one: “Cooked lobster is holding an American flag and saying hello.” Oh, is that what he is doing? Looks more like he is summoning his fellow lobsters to invade Maine… 11. I can’t decide if she’s an undercover cop or about to burn the American flag… My favorite part of this picture? The woman on the right. I think I found a new and more efficient way to serve my frozen treats this Fourth. Popsicles Anyone?ĭescription for this one: Red White and Blue Popsicles in a Bowl of Ice to Keep them Cool for Serving to your BBQ Guests. So accurately American: Guns and patriotic undies. ![]() Photo Description: A man standing outside with a shotgun in his red and white underwear. Who doesn’t love plastic confetti with and in their American favorite? 6. Yum, do you know what I could really go for right now? Apple pie and ice cream, with confetti and obnoxious bows. Effective Food Photography 101: Confetti/Bows Not Included I mean, why shoot your eye out with Roman candles when you could blow your whole kid up this holiday season? Firework safety first, people! 5. If this is a family BBQ this is gonna take a while… 4. They say everything’s bigger in America, everything but the grills, apparently… Move over Kylie Lipkits, this Americana lip look won’t smudge off on the holiday hot dogs and punch. What’s worse than a clown, you ask? A patriotic one… 2. With that said, we would like to present some of the “best” Americana and bizarre Independence Day stock photography…particularly ones you should avoid for your holiday marketing efforts ( photography and visuals are crucial to business success, but not these visuals!). I mean, what is better than sharing some cringe-worthy photos with your friends and family? ![]() Since today is full of respect, memories and heavy stuff, here at Disruptive we wanted to disrupt your holiday with some light, fun humor. Let’s light fireworks, gather our friends and family, throw hot dogs on the grill, wear all things Americana to tacky levels and most importantly, enjoy some bizarre Independence Day stock photography!īecause well, why not? This is “Emerica”, we do what we want!
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